Tuesday, July 22, 2008

It's Time For Some Campaignin'!

Love this one, had to share:






Here are the lyrics for those who can't see the video:

George Bush:
Come gather ‘round Dick,Condi, Scooter and Rove,
It’s time to get packin’ we must hit the road!
There’s war and recession and bad mortgage loans,
Cheney:
And our legacy needs savin’!
Bush:
So forget he’s a jackass who’s liberally prone,
All:
Oh, it’s time for some campaignin’

Hillary Clinton:
Old party friends time to say “au revoir’
We failed to extinguish Barack’s rising star!
Bill Clinton:
You were so close my darlin’,
Alas, no cigar…
All:
And now their tune is changin’!
Hillary:
I’ll be back in four years,
Heck it ain’t all that far!
All:
Oh, it’s time for some campaignin’

McCain:
Gather conservatives lend me a hand,
Unless you want this liberal wuss in command!
I spent years in a rat whole,
In North Vietanam!
All:
Now the Jihad needs containin’!
McCain:
So forget my skin cancer and swollen left gland,
All:
Oh, it’s time for some campaignin’!

Barack:
Gosh I’m so tired of divisive exchange,
And I got one or two things to say about change,
Like the change we must change
To the change we hold dear
I really like change
Have I made myself clear?
Hillary and McCain:
So he’ll talk about change till you’re deaf in the ear!
Barack and McCain:
Oh, it’s time for some campaignin’!

All:
Citizens gather from both far and near,
For a ritual we practice every four years
When we promise you anything you want to hear
To win the crown we’re chasin’
We spend billions of dollars to make our points clear,
To get you to step up and cast your vote here
Then we spin you around and poke you in the rear!
Oh, it’s time for some campaigin’!
Yes, it’s time for some campaignin’!

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